Daddy's Special and Egg Sandwiches

I am writing you today about a topic that is near and dear to my heart. Other than pancakes, scrambled eggs, bologna and PBJ sandwiches, Daddy's Special and Egg Sandwiches are the two meals I know how to make all by myself.

Daddy's Special

Fix two boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (there is no substitute)

NOTE: Do not use milk as prescribed on the side of the box (it robs the Mac n Cheese of its cheesy flavor). Also, make sure, after draining the water from the noodles you put the margarine in the empty pot you boiled the noodles in. Wait about 60 seconds and then pour the noodles over the top of the margarine (the margarine will spread more evenly over the noodles). Then pour both packets on top of the noodles and stir throughly (make sure to not have any clumps of cheese nor should you forget to stir the cheese through to the bottom).

Open, drain and pour a can of LeSeur Baby Peas into the Mac N Cheese (there is no substitute)

Open and pour a vacuum sealed bag of StarKist Tuna into the Mac N Cheese

I recommend you eat the Daddy's Special with a big glass of milk or a coke.

Egg Sandwiches

Break three eggs into a plastic bowl
Stir the eggs VERY well

NOTE: Not stirring the eggs well may result in exploding eggs while being cooked!

Place plastic bowl in microwave for 2 minutes
As soon as the timer goes off you must remove the bowl from the microwave and stir the eggs so that the break up into many little pieces.

NOTE: If you do not pull the eggs out as soon as the timer goes off the eggs will shrink. Non-fluffy stirred eggs are much harder to truly enjoy.

Add two large spoonfuls of mayonaise (whatever mayo you choose is fine)

Spread enough egg/mayo mix over two pieces of bread so as to make two sandwiches.

Pour yourself a large glass of milk, go into the living room and watch a new episode of Battlestar Gallactica.

These two recipes have been past down through our family from generation to generation.

Bon Appetit